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anne: this morning, my lotion bottle fell over,

and it hit a bottle of shampoo, and then that

hit my can of mousse. it was a total domino effect.

me: whoah.

anne: more breaking news to follow.

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I hate the world. I really do. I'm done with advertisements and fake nails and OCD things like leaf blowers.

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I'm over the Internet and drywall and porn and people who never learned how to like things. (Did you hear she's pregnant? God.)

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I'm through with people who do things for money because they aren't brave enough to do what they love, what the world needs desperately for them to do. (But! But-then-who's-gonna-take-out-my-trash?)

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I'm finished with total lies, like this whole economy of scarcity, this whole atmosphere of fear, this dog-eat-dog bullshit. (He tells me I'm naive. I ask him, When have you ever seen a dog eat another dog?)

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I'm very angry. I want to throw things like lightbulbs and VCRs and spears. I want to turn everything red, draw out the guts with my fingernails, watch them spool in my hands, smear my victories over my belly and breasts and run through the streets whooping.

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When I've had my fill of carnage I will turn and leave. I swear to you I will never look back.