So my uncle found this anagram thing, which I would create a link to here if I didn't have the technological savvy of a load of wet laundry. Google it.
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When you type your name in, it rearranges the letters to make your new title. Needless to say, I've been typing in the names of everyone I can think of for the past two and a half minutes, which I guess means I don't know very many people.
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But I've noticed a pattern- the more boring your name, the more awesome your anagram. Poetic justice? I think so. Talk about well worth the wait. Observe.
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Kate Smith? I'm The Task.
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Kate Hunter Smith? The Mutant Shriek.
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Katherine Hunter Smith? Think Truer Heathenism.
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Katherine "The Gator Hunter" Smith? Neater, High-Risk, Moth-Eaten Truth.
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I honestly can't decide. I wish my parents had had access to this in 1988. And am I really referred to in some circles as "The Gator Hunter?" You'll have to pose that question to the Mutant Shriek.
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But until further notice, I'll answer to all four.